Chuck palahniuk ghost5/13/2023 ![]() ![]() So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Then he pictures how it’s going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. He’s always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. At that age, this friend’s a little sex maniac. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. So listen as fast as you can.Ī friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about « pegging. » This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. ![]() ![]() This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. A chuck palanuik short story Guts by Chuck Palahniuk Inhale. ![]()
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